A Fifth Tale, First Part

When Lorem was still Ipsum, five sudden Cod Orate Dim on Strata appeared.

Since that was a terribly long name, it decided to call itself a quodderat, and that is how that creature came to be.

No, the quodderat also has no clue what a quodder is. It probably has a slightly bouncy feel, but not much is known in that department. The Lorem Ipsum Department Store denies any responsibility for customers not using quodderats properly.

Have you tried brewing coffee with a teapot again?